Parenting can be so much fun especially when teasing is allowed.
Me: Come here so I can give you a spanking.
Him: But I didn’t do anything.
Me: Well, that’s ok. It’s every kid’s duty to get a spanking for no reason.
Him: But, I didn’t even do anything.
Me: You will later and then I won’t have to spank you because you already got a spanking for no reason.
Him: But, I didn’t do anything.
Me: You will.
Him: No I won’t
Me: I’m sure you will. Come here.
Him: (hesitantly) Okay. Softly.
So much fun. Of course he didn’t get a spanking. He got a tickling.